caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

rejecteng:

Nowadays most people ain’t even dating, they’re just talking, fucking, catching feelings, and ending up in situations

thatonebl0nde:

It’s so hard to contain the gay sometimes.

halfbadmusic:

halfbadmusic:

I’m actually going to sleep before 3 am, my tumblr friends, so I had to take a selfie to celebrate.

So many cute girls reblogging this, when Tf did I get cute and why did no one tell me?

halfbadmusic:

halfbadmusic:

I’m actually going to sleep before 3 am, my tumblr friends, so I had to take a selfie to celebrate.

So many cute girls reblogging this, when Tf did I get cute and why did no one tell me?

Thick thighs are glorious ok.
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