girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
doing the lord’s work
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
i dedicate this boner to u
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go
Nowadays most people ain’t even dating, they’re just talking, fucking, catching feelings, and ending up in situations
It’s so hard to contain the gay sometimes.